Sleep-eating Doritos

This was the scene after a long, hot morning at the beach. You know, after I put the cooler of snacks in the back of the truck before the 30 minute ride home. At lunchtime. Good planning ahead. All I could find were a few Dorito crumbs in a bag leftover from one of Nigel's lunches this week.



Extremely sleepy AND hungry, wouldn't you say?

Oh. And just a few disclaimers. 1. We were driving down the road at about 55 mph. Sorry for the bumps. 2. I don't often feed my 1 1/2 year old (exact age as of today!) Doritos. Just so you know.

Who Told Him He Could Do That?

Who told Kingston he could eat saltine crackers on the dark brown couch?

Oh, wait. That was me. Doing whatever it took to make him stop crawling around under my feet half-crying. I needed to fold the laundry and I needed him to sit next to me quietly. So mission accomplished. The only problem was that after that was done, I needed to vacuum the couch.

Perhaps he was doing all of that half-crying because he was sleepy. And what gave me that idea?

Man, my parenting skills were on point today.