Kingston: Mama, what are you doing?
Mama: Well, Punkin, I'm cleaning.
Kingston: What is cleaning, Mama? I've never seen you do that to the doors, counters and sinks before.
Mama: Mama is cleaning because Dada's boss is coming to stay with us for 4 days and he is coming tonight. And you are how old? Oh. 10 months. And I haven't cleaned in at least 10 months.
Kingston: But why don't you just clean a little every day?
Mama: Because I hate it, Punkin. I hate it.